'Sir, you are required to wear pants': Hotel security guard shares stories of boozy wedding guest and paranoid lady

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    Font - Sir, you are required to wear pants. Short So my last tale from the front desk, I was working the security side of it. A few months later I was promoted to night audit, although I don't know if promoted is the right word. I will make this one short but sweet.
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    Font - So, the outgoing night auditor was training me one night. And earlier in the night there had been a wedding followed by a party. People were out on the beach still drk, but slowly but surely they were shuffling in.
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    Font - So she is teaching me maestro, out of the corner of my eye I see a gentleman coming up the stairs from the pool area, he was wearing a button-up shirt and what appeared to be shorts. Nothing out of the ordinary we figured he was part of the wedding party and he was.
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    Font - He was kind of walking slow across the lobby, And I thought his shorts looked a little odd but whatever it's Florida. So then he passes us on his way to the elevators, and I realize he's not wearing shorts, He's using a hoodie to cover his.....for lack of a better word, sausage and beans.
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    Font - And yes, this guy had his bare flapping in the wind. So on the wall there is a large mirror, And I guess he saw us just staring at him, he turns around puts one finger to his lips and says "you saw nothing". And he backs up to the elevators and disappears into them. I didn't ask about it I don't want to know.
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    Font - dertwo 4 hr. ago "he turns around puts one finger to his lips" Sorry, but thoughts of Ace Ventura just flew into one of my ears and is currently molesting my brain. The only way to get it out is to constantly remind myself: "does a butt- cheek really count as a lip?"
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    Font - GentlyUsed Otter OP 4 hr. ago . Lol, He's lucky he had the arms tied around his waist otherwise we would have seen a lot more than he wanted us to.
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    Font - 4 hr. ago DisplayPorts Sounds like he was a Jedi, hanging free with not a complaint to be heard :)
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    Font - Sure Ma'am, We Will Send You Your.........Fingerprints. Medium So this comes from the security side of the Front Desk. A couple of years back I was working as Security at a medium sized resort in Florida. It was a fairly mundane job with some interesting bright spots. FDA = Front Desk Agent CL = Crazy Lady Me = Me
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    Font - One of those bright spots being the day I got called up to the front desk for........reasons. That is what the radio call said I was going up to the front desk for a reasons, never a good sign.
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    Font - So I get up there and talk to the manager who called me and she just tells me to sit tight and listen, she also told me that the guests family had sent an Uber to bring her to the airport where a family member would meet her. So I listen to this lady who's checking out early. And first I wasn't sure I was there because she seemed.......normal. And then it went downhill.
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    Font - CL "I don't want you to tell anybody where I am, nobody" FDA "Don't worry we don't tell anybody about our guests" Okay sometimes we get people running from their family, not abnormal. Then she starts telling us that if we find anything of hers we need to send it to her.
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    Font - Me "We can go back to your room and see if you missed anything" CL "no no no no no, you'll just call the police I know you're reporting my location to the police." I was not in fact reporting her location to the police. And then, CL "I want all my fingerprints sent to me if you find them."
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    Font - Now see at this point I understood what was going on, this woman is nuts. However the front desk agent I don't think had caught on at that point. FDA "I'm sorry ma'am we can't send you everything you've touched." CL "No I just want my fingerprints back" FDA Looks over at me and the manager "are we all set?" Me "Yup, I'll bring you downstairs to wait for your Uber" CL "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, you'll just report where I'm going to the police" Me "Okay ma'am"
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    Font - So at this point we decided not to agitate her, but we watched her on camera for about a half an hour until the Uber came and picked her up. And we never saw her again. The manager had called me for this person because earlier in the day she had an incident that required an ambulance being called.
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    Font - Redd_October 5 hr. ago +3. "Well we could send you your fingerprints but the police will just track the mail. But how about this, for a little extra secrecy fee, in cash, I'll send your fingerprints far away in the wrong direction to throw them off your trail."
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    Font - +4.5 hr. ago So, did you send her fingerprints back to her, or to the police? You can't leave us hanging. DBZSix Vote Reply Share rde42 +1.5 hr. ago "We're going to send your fingerprints off to Washington!" Vote Reply Share GentlyUsed Otter OP . 5 hr. ago She would have probably lost her at that

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